you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.
what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos
then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
waiting for someone to have a crush on me
- me: Oh god it's time to get up.
- me: ugh clothing
- me: Ugh hair
- me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
- me: oh god I hate this place
- me: no I don't like you leave me alone
- me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
- me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY YOU PEASANTS
- me: Nice ass
- me: the fuck you lookin at?
- me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
- me: Please just shut up
- me: ugh bus
- me: YES HOME
- me: YES INTERNET
- me: YES BED
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one